My girlfriend attempted to hold both of her cats at once, it deteriorated quickly.
RELEASE ME HUMAN
sorry is not enough
Canada remains apologetic and flawless as ever
Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.
dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult
tumblr is blocked on my schools internet for being a dating site
i kept scrolling to find out it was all just a back story for this gif
THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED
EW STEVE ROGERS WORE THE SAME UNDERPANTS FOR SEVENTY YEARS
My cat sits like this when he gets excited
BRACED FOR IMPACT
If you say you’ve never bought clothes influenced by a fictional character youre lying
still in my top 5 favourite videos on the internet.
a student walking to the edge of the hogwarts lake and saying “hello giant squid” and the squid surfaces and says “YOU ARE THE FIRST STUDENT TO TALK TO ME IN SIXTY YEARS” so the student sits down on a rock on the shore and they talk about life
a few years later the student learns to cast a corporeal patronus and it’s a squid. obviously
I swear a lot of people would be less confused about their sexual orientation if they knew that romantic orientations were also a thing.
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